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  • spudinacup:

    saintsalt:

    thenimbus:

    awfulmidis:

    jerryterry:

    image
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    NO FUCKING WAY

    im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

    YO

    Source: jerryterry
    • 3 weeks ago
    • 93557 notes
  • jbirdthemanwitch:

    Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

    🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀

    Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

    (via spritedakitty)

    Source: jbirdthemanwitch
    • 1 month ago
    • 406827 notes
  • hallandoates1970topresent:

    slumbermancer:

    pastarrie:

    slumbermancer:

    pastarrie:

    superluminalflower:

    dirkar:

    My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

    nintendo paid for this post

    blizzard payed for that reply

    I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

    did it taste good?

    it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

    reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

    (via jeremytheblack)

    Source: dirkarchive
    • 1 month ago
    • 297898 notes
  • lisinfleur:
“ gennosis:
“ trainhardrunfast:
“ shaniae:
“ Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
”
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
”
I literally just spent $1700….
”
It would solve my life
”

    lisinfleur:

    gennosis:

    trainhardrunfast:

    shaniae:

    Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

    I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

    I literally just spent $1700….

    It would solve my life

    (via roskii)

    Source: archive95205-blog
    • 1 month ago
    • 1278029 notes
  • thehumancopier:

    darkryev:

    skyflu:

    zombbean:

    thebibliosphere:

    trashcan-supernova:

    thebibliosphere:

    ebonyheartnet:

    gutgemacht:

    ATTENTION ZINE CREATORS, ARTISTS, AND ANYONE WHOSE BUSINESS UTILIZES PRE-ORDERS AND PAYPAL

    As of June 15th, 2018, PayPal has changed their user policy with little to no fanfare at all in ways that could literally destroy your business. I’m going to say this as plainly as possible:

    DO NOT USE PAYPAL AT ALL IF POSSIBLE.

    I know this is a lot to ask, especially since PayPal is the most globally accepted digital tender, but unless you want to lose access to your funds for six months and PayPal possibly forever, you need to read this.

    PayPal Business accounts are now being flagged, locked, and completely shut down if:

    1. If you haven’t shipping anything within 21 days of your first transaction

    2. You’ve received more than 200 orders

    and/or

    3. You’ve made an excess of $20,000 (USD)

    If this happens to you, you will not be able to access your money for up to six months. PayPal is NOT willing to work with you, all they will say is there’s nothing they can do, they’re cutting business ties, and offer you the MAILING address of their legal department. That’s right, you can’t even get a direct line to these people, they’re just going to tank your business by dicking around with your money for six months. Your only options are to:

    1. Wait six months and frustrate customers, and by-proxy tarnish your reputation.

    2. Refund everyone, possibly lose their business, and tarnish your reputation.

    3. Pursue the matter legally, which will likely take longer than six months anyway, not to mention cost money out of pocket.

    IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY USING A PAYPAL ACCOUNT FOR PRE-ORDERS, GET OUT NOW. Deposit your funds and part ways with PayPal as a tender, this is not a battle they’re willing to let you win.

    @thebibliosphere

    *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

    Thankfully most of my stuff is filtered through other sites first but fucking here we go again.

    It used to be you could get around this by marking your stuff as digital goods that dont need shipment notification but I dunno if that’ll work anymore. All I know is paypal has been making it increasingly difficult for a lot of artists and creators lately and it’s a logistical nightmare for a lot of us.

    I need to finish my storefront.

    Why are they doing this? It seems to make their service clumsy and unusable. Is Paypal drunk and dumped so badly they turned mean??

    It’s likely another way to try and stop sex workers or adult content creators from using their services.

    It started out with “you can’t use a stage name unless you have a business account”. Which means you get a chunk of your money taken as a processing fee, but get to use a “business” name instead of your real name AND LOCATION, cause that’s a thing they were forcing you to post too unless you upgraded.

    People used to tell me all the time when they put a tip in my tip jar that it was telling them my real name and the city I lived in, so eventually I bit the bullet and upgraded to avoid that. (Which is why ko-fi was/is so great, because it’s essentially a paypal wrapper that lets you use the service while not revealing your identity and location.)

    But they’ve been making it increasingly harder and harder to run an online business for anyone who doesn’t ship physical items that can be tracked. Like part of it is likely to ensure that customers are getting what they paid for, but when it comes so quickly on the heels of numerous policy updates regarding sex work and adult content, it is undoubtedly linked to making it more difficult for those people to use their services.

    Patreon might be doing my head in with their site constantly breaking, and they fuck up on communication issues a lot, but this is largely why they changed who they do their payment processing with, to avoid paypals “no naughty business” policies. They still use paypal and Stripe, but they moved their handler to other countries with less draconian laws, and broadened to other payment processors because of this kind of thing.

    When I get my own site up, I will not be using paypal, which sucks cause everyone uses paypal. But I also cannot abide their business practices and ethics. Or the apparent lack thereof.

    I contacted Paypal TODAY so if you guys could spread this around so people that use paypal would know that’d be great!

    image

    So when you do digital goods you go to “TRACKING INFORMATION” and then select “ORDER PROCESSED” and you’ll be fine and won’t get into trouble!

    reblogging for the last part to save a life cuz I was getting the “shipping info” stuff added to my digital commissions and i just ignored it cuz it wasn’t relatvent but i went through and updated it to “order processed”

    Well, I gotta do this so don’t hate me past commissioners :’3

    ya know ive been telling this for the past fuckin 4 yrs of using paypal as a means of income and invoice

    the following you MUST do if you are a nsfw/sfw content creator

    -ALWAYS set each and every goods and service exchanged’s shipping details to “order processed” it tells paypal that you have processed the order and does NOT require a shipping label to be created

    -when naming invoices, dont use anything that says like “cum gargling ball buster 9000 featuring princess peach from mario”, that will get you blocked since you arent selling any physical media and to paypal’s guidelines that soliciting sex/prostitution (only if you refuse to file the first step or fill it as the first step)

    -NEVER have commissioners send money as “a friend” to bypass the processing fee, its a few $ that you arent receiving, get tf over it, its better than dealing with legal issues, have them send as “goods and service” and if they dont send as that refund the money back (this keeps you on good legal ground)

    -when naming invoices just simply state the type of comm ie: “Cell shade +bg + 1 add char: Sluggirl OC”
    its that easy


    and if people wanna argue with me, then lemme tell ya, ive used paypal EXACTLY like this for 4 fuckin years and the only thing that ive had happen was someone was attempting login somewhere and they notified me and i changed my password. I have OVER 200 invoices, and not ONCE have i needed to ship an actual item and ive been doing nsfw SINCE 2014

    so all of this is a scare thing cause someone hates paypal or just doesnt properly understand paypal’s ToS. so ALL the artists that follow me and use paypal dont fall for this stupid clickbaity bs is just follow my steps and youll be 100% FUCKIN FINE 

    HELL i even have a paypal business debit card that i got at 210 invoices in and i was PRE-APPROVED so this whole fuckin thing pisses me off with the negligence in understanding their ToS and business practice it just UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

    (via jig-xsaw)

    Source: gutgemacht
    • 2 months ago
    • 32011 notes
  • vinyll-popik:
“ softgrantaire:
“ thecheshirecass:
“ bruddabois:
“I don’t have scale for just how much fucking manure that is
”
The look of pure, utter bliss on this dude’s face is a blessed image.
”
reblog to win the lottery so you can dump $200,000...

    vinyll-popik:

    softgrantaire:

    thecheshirecass:

    bruddabois:

    I don’t have scale for just how much fucking manure that is

    The look of pure, utter bliss on this dude’s face is a blessed image.

    reblog to win the lottery so you can dump $200,000 of shit on your ex boss’ lawn

    this is straight outta back to the future

    (via jeremytheblack)

    Source: wonderytho
    • 3 months ago
    • 153183 notes
  • the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:
“ mayormccheese:
“ goluxexmachina:
“ the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:
“ My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too
”
that’s a lot of dollars
”
IT...

    the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

    mayormccheese:

    goluxexmachina:

    the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

    My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

    that’s a lot of dollars

    IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

    THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    Source: the-great-and-powerful-satsuki
    • 3 months ago
    • 292035 notes
  • disney-animation-fan:

    There’s nothing more satisfying than knowing that we now live in a timeline where we’re gonna have all of these shows under one home in Disney Channel.

    remake of (x)

    Source: disney-animation-fan
    • 3 months ago
    • 1083 notes
  • strayleader:

    A tutorial I made about lighting per request of twitter, but I figured that y’all would like it too

    (via drawing-suggestions)

    Source: saltpita
    • 4 months ago
    • 15580 notes
  • yellow-maiden:

    WATAAMECAMERA - SOFT PHOTO EDITOR LIKE COTTON CANDY

    Another app I just found today. This app is very simple but can make your photos look cute with filters and simple frames.

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.piece_app.android.wataamecamera
    Source: yellow-maiden
    • 5 months ago
    • 69 notes
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